The Corsairs of Umbar's Journal

8:37pm: Oh Joyus Rapture
-thoom-Thoom-THOOM-

( ROTK Spoiler )

-THOOM-Thoom-thoom-

8:35pm: Osgilliath! The Bridges!
*thoom*Thoom*THOOM*

Here we are again. But this time, we have no queen to rescue.

Coal feeds the Fire.
Fire feeds the Steam.
The Steam Feeds the Turbine.
And we're even on the beam.

Raise the banner, and set the shells.
We come up the river,
To where Tarranon dwells.
But we're not after his liver.

Open up all batteries on the bridges! Destroy Erkenbrand's supplies!

KA-BOOM!

*THOOM*Thoom*thoom*

7:16am: Peace is shattered!
*all is quiet at the mouth of the Anduin. Peace reigns as the seagulls wheel overhead and the ocean flows with the tides*

*thoom*

*But the silence is broken, for something comes with dread sails to Osgilliath.*

*Thoom*

*A cruiser, two destroyers, and four gunboats appear on the Horizon*

*THOOM*

We're back. We're bad.

*THOOM*THOOM*THOOM*THOOM*THOOM*THOOM*

10:44am: *thoom*Thoom*THOOM*

Found this in the river Ringlo' north of Dol Amroth.
But its not Elphir.

Must keep looking

*THOOM*thoom*thoom*

12:36pm: Funeral Dirge
*thoom*Thoom*THOOM*
We here you, King Elros the Uber-Cool-Dude.

We bear our queen in procession to your capital.

Our beloved queen, slaind and now upon the shoulders of her men,

*THOOM*Thoom*thoom*

6:03pm: Our Queen Is Dead!


*thoom*Thoom*THOOM*

Our beloved Queen Blacksail is dead!

*wails!*

10:35pm: *thoom*Thoom*THOOM*

ON TO NUMENOR!

*carves a swath through the goblin army with cutlasses*

6:24pm: To Numenor!
*thoom*Thoom*THOOM*

We are off to Numenor!

We have goblins to slay!

But these thundersticks of Smitty's bother us.

But we still have sharp swords!

*THOOM*Thoom*thoom*

4:56pm: Numenor!
*thoom*Thoom*THOOM*

Osigiliath and Dol Amroth will have to wait.

We have to fight for the skies of Numenor!


*THOOM*Thoom*thoom*

9:46pm: That big bad shiney thing...
*thoom*Thoom*THOOM*

ALlright! WHeel out the roulette and stack the chips for Baccarat!

The Corsairs are going to do Vegas!


*thoom*THOOM*Thoom*

10:45pm: Oh no!
thoom....Thoom...>THOOM<

We are lost in the gale! We're gonna DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

5:07pm: Target Practice!
....thoom....Thoom....THOOM...

Our Lovely Queen has given us some new toys!

Look at our lovely toys! So long, so bronze, and marked with the Eye!

Wheee! And we've got 18 per broadside! Isn't it lovely?

...thoom....Thoom....THOOM....

Now, we aren't Canon puppets....We're CANNON puppets!

Hey! Look! Saruman has those ugly things sticking out of the water!


BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

7:12pm: Sailing Sailing
Thoom....Thoom....Thoom

Sailing, Sailing, Over the Bounty Main!
Here we are, cruising near and far,
Bringing fear and terror in our wake!

A Corsairs life is fine!
The hours are devine!
For our queen,
We'll skewere your spleen,
And make all your gold ours!

Ahr! Ahr! Ahr!

6:19am: -not availbe at this time-

2:46pm: NUMENOR!
*THOOM*THOOM*THOOM*THOOM*

By our treaty with Elros, the Corsairs of Umbar go to the aid of any Numorean ships in need.

NUMENOR! We are HERE!

*Black ships sail alongside the Numorenas, readying bows and catapults to cover the allied ships*

*THOOM*THOOM*THOOM*

9:01am: Sailing Down the River, on a Sunday Afternooon
*Thoom*Thoom*Thoom*

Frickin' Yippeee! We get to go to Isildur's secret!

We hope the Brand is open. We could use a drink!

Sail on to Minas Tirith and the landings of Harlond!

*Thoom*Thoom*Thoom

8:29pm: Loot!
*thoom*THOOM*thoom*

LOOT! We found Loot on this Internet thingy!

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Station/9770/

2:35pm: Osgilliath!
*Thoom*Thoom*Thoom*

Osgilliath! Release Queen Beruthiel to our Custody, or we will burn Osgilliath to the ground!

3:44pm: Going up the Anduin
*thoom*thoom*thoom*

To Osgililath!

*Thoom*Thoom*Thoom*

Arr!

*THOOM*THOOM*THOOM*

4:02pm: Oliphaunts!
*Thoom*Thoom*Thoom*Thoom*

Up the Greenway, up the Brandywine, they came, in rows six across.

Oliphaunts, a team of corsairs on the backs of each wearing oil skins, drums of
water ready at hand to put out the fire.....


And then the oliphaunts all stop to drink the chocolate......

[Mr. Smitty?]
[Yes, Captain?]
[Break out the hipwaders. Someone has put out the fires before us]
[But why the hipwaders?]
[Because all the oliphaunts are drinking chocolate]
[Oh....ick!]

2:57pm: Eryn Vorn
*thoom*thoom*thoom*thoom*thoom*

The ships arrive in packs of four and fives, unloading men and equipment at what had been the outpost of Eryn Vorn. Outpost? The Black Wood remained untouched, but to the plain to the north an encampment was forming. And all about, earthworks and trenches were built and staked

[Mr. Smitty!]
[Aye, Captain Mathias!]
[What is the progress?]
[The outer embankment is done, and the stakes are being put in place. The water drainage won't be a problem, and we have three bags full of black wool.[
[Mr. Smitty. I want to hear about our stores, not the sheep!]
[Yes, sir. At once sir!]

3:15pm: *fog rolls up from the sea*
Along the coasts of Lindon and the dark forest of Eryn Vorn, up from the depth sof the sea comes an echo. All about the sea, the sies were calm this morning. But a coldness comes from the north.

Amongst the waves and the breakers on the shore, the world sighs as the sound of drums can be heard over the waves.

Out from the mists could be heard the sound of men with drums, and the dipping of oars in the dark water.


*thoom*thoom*thoom*

5:42pm: No longer Canon
Ding! Ding! We have a nifty bell!

We are the friendly coast guard of Gondor! We are there when you need a hand...

ARgh WhAtIsHaPpEnInG

[Ar! We're off course!]
[Smitty, why are you giving that sheep a poodle cut?]
[Heave too! Send for the captains!]
[I want my brownies!!!!]

We are the dreaded Corsairs of Umbar. We are no longer Canon.


*thoom*THOOM*thoom*

We sail for Umbar!

4:06pm: Canon Fire
*thoom*Thoom*THOOM*

We are the Corsairs of Umbar! Flee before us! Despair at the sound of our Drums! We are so cool, that Icebergs flee from us!

Canon Fire!

Gondor Coast Guard. We have nifty white uniforms.

Ding.Ding. We've got a nifty bell! Ding!Ding!

5:50pm: False Palintir's and a Cabin Boy and a shipwreck.
*thOom*thoOm*thOom*

Oh! The palantir is false....maybe. (We won't continue the thread, though. It is now a snowglobe)

And we are picking up a cabin boy? We will have to say hello.

And there is another bounty</href> we want to look into.

*thoOm*thOom*thoOm*